When I started this little endeavor, waaaay back when, I knew that I would be putting some stuff out there, and that I might learn some interesting (?) things about my fellow human beings.
One of the things I find most addictive about a blog is the stats. And WordPress does not disappoint. They give you plenty of stats on your blog’s activities.
Here are a few things I have learned thus far:
You guys like (in order) posts about drag queens, fried foods at state fairs, and running towards free beer. Very interesting, you naughty little minxes. I can promise you, there will definitely be more of all of that on here in the future.
You seem less interested in flag shirts/patriotic food (my personal chef for life XFE also agreed that the food montage/collage was uberlame), my wannabe rapper status, and –most disappointingly—my rant on celebrity ethics and good choices.
The other factoids I really love are the search stats. That tells me about people who used Google or some other search engine to find the blog. Here are a couple of interesting ones:
nike spokesperson vick huffington post
toons having sex
half marathon photos feather boa
million dollar decorators restaurant flooring
Alrighty, let’s just address the elephant in the room, shall we? Whoever found my blog by typing in “Toons Having Sex,” please stop reading. You will not catch any “kitty porn” featuring Princess Petunia Potpie on this website. She’s a lady, even though she does like to lie around quite indelicately on her back with her legs open. She’s just a cat. Get your Roger Rabbit-loving-pervert ass off my blog.
Can’t wait to see the search stats after this little post.
Tomorrow I’m at a wedding and I have a very special post planned involving GYPSIES!!