Actual email exchange between homebound XFE (suffering through a cold and apparently watching a lot of E! television–when he’s not sending me phone pictures of Petunia lurking in various corners of the house) and me, slugging away in my cubicle at work today:
From: XFE
Sent: Friday, December 30, 2011 3:18 PM
To: Poe
Subject: Russell bRand files for divorce…
From: Poe
Sent: Friday, December 30, 2011 3:18 PM
To: XFE
Subject: RE: Russell bRand files for divorce…
I heard they spent Christmas apart, and he was seen stepping out without his wedding ring. Geeze, they’ve only been married about 14 months.
From: XFE
Sent: Friday, December 30, 2011 3:19 PM
To: Poe
Subject: RE: Russell bRand files for divorce…
Correct, SEP 2010
From: Poe
Sent: Friday, December 30, 2011 3:21 PM
To: XFE
Subject: RE: Russell bRand files for divorce…
And that had that huge fancy shindig in India. So sad. IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE???
From: XFE
Sent: Friday, December 30, 2011 3:22 PM
To: Poe
Subject: RE: Russell bRand files for divorce…
Just the cow
GET IT?? India? Cow? Sacred? This, ladies and gentlemen, is why I love XFE. He literally makes me laugh out loud (we’re talking hyena-snort laughing too, not just some silent snicker) Every. Single. Day. Well, that and the fact that he doesn’t want to get married either. Sympatico.
Have a great weekend! I’m going home to enjoy some more of the comedic stylings of one XFE. Better break out the Depends.