Banjo Lovers Need Not Apply

Scene: 7 am on a Friday, getting ready for work. Television is on and tuned to a music video station in the master bedroom. I am in the bathroom putting on makeup.

My gangsta-thug-sucka-free-rap-star boyfriend XFE walks into the master bedroom and snorts definitively.

Me: What’s up?

XFE: Banjo lovers.

Me: What? Oh, Mumford & Sons? I actually like this song.

XFE: There aren’t any big booty girls in this video.

Me: That is true. There are not any big booty girls in this video.

XFE (changing channel to LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It.”): Now we’re talking.

sexy and I know it

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