My absolute favorite blogger in the world wrote something hilarious today, which I felt compelled to share with my friends Taylor and Katie (who, by the way, is actually funnier than me and has this Tumblr over here.)
Below is the email chain (also interesting: Taylor chose not to participate in these shenanigans. Some say wisely. I say cowardly. We shall let history decide.)
From: thePoeLog
Sent: Wednesday, March 27, 2013 3:37 PM
To: Katie
Cc: Taylor
Subject: Re: Zomg.
Taylor, this if from our favorite funny Texan runner (besides me, although calling me a runner is kinda like calling Kim Kardashian queen of maternity wear these days. LIES).
“The only good thing about NCAA basketball tournament is that my Facebook “friends” are too busy bitching about their husbands bitching about basketball to post about where their kid peed or how they ruined a mason jar with a tacky Pinterest project.”
Freaking hilarious. Almost had me splitting my too-tight leather dress over here.
From: Katie
Sent: Wednesday, March 27, 2013 3:40 PM
To: thePoeLog
Cc: Taylor
Subject: Re: Zomg.
That reminds me, I totally forgot to post about what pajamas Maddie picked out for herself and how she’s obviously a fashionista in training!
Kidding.
Sent from my iPhone
From: thePoeLog
Sent: Wednesday, March 27, 2013 3:41 PM
To: Katie
Cc: Taylor
Subject: Re: Zomg.
Oh man. You had me there for a second.
Don’t even get me started on how well Petunia can cover all of her poop in her cat box. I’m not too proud to say that MENSA has been calling.
Mostly to ask us to stop submitting pictures of our cat covering her poop as evidence of her genius, but the point is: they’ve been calling.
From: Katie
Sent: Wednesday, March 27, 2013 3:43 PM
To: thePoeLog
Cc: Taylor
Subject: Re: Zomg.
Petunia: Redefining MENSA
That’s a reality show I could get into!
And now I have to quit my job to go write a reality show about genius cats.