Scene: 7 am on a Friday, getting ready for work. Television is on and tuned to a music video station in the master bedroom. I am in the bathroom putting on makeup.
My gangsta-thug-sucka-free-rap-star boyfriend XFE walks into the master bedroom and snorts definitively.
Me: What’s up?
XFE: Banjo lovers.
Me: What? Oh, Mumford & Sons? I actually like this song.
XFE: There aren’t any big booty girls in this video.
Me: That is true. There are not any big booty girls in this video.
XFE (changing channel to LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It.”): Now we’re talking.
